Wikipedia
From Illogicopedia
“Free knowledge, bor-ing! Insanity is better.”
~ An Illogicopedian on Wikipedia
“I down't goe on Wikkypedia”
~ A Dog, lying
“I like pie! (droolicanafagas) I DROOL-ICANAFAGASSED!”
~ A Guy, drool-icanafagassing.
“[citation needed]”
~ Wikipedia on just about everything
Wikipedia is a magical web site where millions of people, just living out their lives obliviously, are invited to type in what they think the world ought to be like. When they do this, it becomes what they just typed in! It's MAGIC!!
This is why so many people vandalize Wikipedia. They want to use it's power to change reality so that they will get millions of dollars, or millions of wheelchairs if that is their taste.
It was founded by a convicted nerdophile currently residing in the rectum of sanity. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs', or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus.
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[edit] How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore?
I don't have a clue. I also liked the book Why do I exist when I am clearly a talentless, short, fat wart of a woman? by Kelly Osbourne.
[edit] How can we defeat the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia?
What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:
- Eat regularly, anorexia is no laughing matter
- Laugh at anorexics
- Become anorexic and laugh at yourself
- Write a popular children's novel but make a deliberate spelling error somewhere in chapter 5, or chapter fünf if you are German
- Hunt down users of Wikipedia and silence them with threats of tofu
- Shoot yourself in the back of the head.
- Beat AAAAA's high score.
[edit] Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon!
That's no moon! Our admins/werewolves will be rendered useless! They may become *gasp* Wikipedia admins! No!
[edit] Typical Wikipedia article
Illogicopedia is a multiligual [citation needed]wiki-project [citation needed]with several regular editors [citation needed]who contribute articles [citation needed]to the illogical [citation needed]nonsense on the [citation needed]site.
[edit] See also
 | Wikis | Bigipedia | Conservapedia | Editthis | Encyclopedia Dramatica | Halopedia | Hickipedia | Illogicopedia | Irratiopedia | Liberapedia | MediWiki | Memory Alpha | Memory Omega | Nupedia | Oddopedia | Psycholopedia | RationalWiki | Unclepeteopedia | Uncyclopedia | Uncyclopedia Dramatica | Vandalpedia | Wackypedia | WikiHow | WikiReview | Wikia | Wikia Requests | Wikiality | Wikipedia | Wikipedia (Scratch and Sniff Version) | Wikipie | Wikipedick |
| Illogicopedia | Aid Epoc Igolli | Illogicapedia | Illogicopedia in Japan | Illogicopedia - The place of bacon | Illogicopedia.urgh | Logicopedia | |
| Wikipedia | Angela Millington | King of all Wikipedia | Wikipedia's plan for world domination | Wikipedia Your Destiny! | Wikipe-tan | Willy on Wheels on Wheels | |
| Generic Wiki stuphs | Amateur Wiki Coding | New Monaco | Non-believers | Random page | Test edit overkill | Thank you for your edit | The Cursed Wiki Article |
