Truth

From Illogicopedia

No. Just no. The scene of Truth is too much to implode. You may gasp at it now.

[edit] Gasp!

. Yes. The ultimate! No lies! It is them who are powerless now! Feel my pain of parking tickets. As I throw I can caution to the wind, 7chan appears and kicks my ass, takes my lunch money, and pillages my locker. I get up and call the prinicipal. The principal heeds my call. We call in for cheese lunch. I eat my snack'ems. The principal takes out his cards. Now he is ready to fight!

Me and the principal go gung-ho anime ridiculous power on the bully. We own his ass. I take his ass. I sell it to the wizard. The wizard zaps me. The principal yells over my corpse in a dramatic manner. The great healer of wikis comes and revives me. He sings his montage to the wizard. An assassin of cheese comes and helps defeat the wizard. Battle win.

[edit] Where to find truth

• About three inches beyond your nose.
• On a truth table.
• Under water. There's lots of true stuff down there!
• Just Kidding

[edit] What now?

• Stay tuned.