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...that its Testostereich's birthday?
...that Testostereich is a super special birthday princess?
...that Testostereich is currently on his birthday period?
...that Testostereich is touching birthday cloth?
...that Testostereich tastes of birthday?
...that Testostereich licks the lid of life special birthday flavour?
...that Testostereich is going to wear a special party hat as it is his birthday?
...that Testostereich doesn't condone vanity whatsoever?
...that Testostereich puts the irthda in birthday?
...that Testostereich once did a cover version Elton John's birthday, which is as of now irrelevant because it is in fact his own, Testostereich's, birthday?
...that Testostereich is agrieved CSI failed to take into account that its his birthday?
...that on this day in 1003 B.C. ancient Egyptians gave sacrifices in the hope it would one day be my birthday?
...that Testostereich is having special birthday sex with your mother?

...that homo-cop is here?
...that this cheese taco owned by the Mo' Soul Conspiracy will explode in your stomach as soon as you are done reading this pointless message of pointlessness and you will be owned by the Crazy Raccoon Union and will enjoy dancing the hula with Bill Clinton who invented the lightbulb which is used for something and what is this about again?
... that this is the dopiest dope-ass dope that I've doped up in my dope?
- ... you dope?
... that because of the massive Iraq war leaks the Illogicopedia clubhouse toilets are now out of order?
... that I what what in the butt from time to time?
... that while soaps are often necessary aids in personal hygiene, they are only available for use during half hour blocks on prime time?
... that old people in love are actually suffering from some kind of mental illness?
- ... no, not racism.
... that I twatted your mum in the face?
... that there ain't no party like an S-Club party?
... that rhinocerous jello contributes to the depletion of horny animal-perverts?
... that the dinosaurs were wiped out for "tax purposes"?
... that fences can't fence?
... that we can dance if we want to?
- ... that we can leave your friends behind?
  - ... 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine?
... that you will go to the farewell show of Men At Work in 2050?
... that Illogicopedia still got love for the streets?
- ... that Illogicopedia is also still D.R.E?
... that Uruguay Orange Monkey Tails Capital Letters Unecessarily Used?
... that you will receive a court summon in the next 6 - 8 weeks whether you like it or not?
... that things that are yellow are also yellow?
... that the privacy roof is a rumbling potato?
... that your home is most probably a plagioclimax?
... that I slipped a hobo into your drink when you weren't looking?
... that the most severe crime a fruit can commit is date grape?
... that Steve Jobs once tried to take an apple tree to court over copyright issues?
- ... that apple trees have surprisingly good lawyers?
... that tea pots guess right 53.6% of the time?
... that me so horny, me love you long time 10 dorrar?
... that at a mole funeral the dearly departed is symbolicly buried above ground?
... that swine flu also affects computers?
- ... aa, aaa, AAAAATCHOOOEW!!!!1
... that ibble bibble wibble wibble was custard monkeyed with the utmost care and attention?
... that Sex Hams are upon us?
... that fat people are equal to or greater than 17?
... that some people just take jokes too far.
- ...that by some people; Seppy means T3canolis?
... that this is never gonna give you up?
- ... that you know the rules and so do I?
  - ...commitment is what I'm thinking of?
    - ...you wouldn't get this from any other guy?
      - ... that I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling?
        ...gonna make you understand?

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