Shirley Temple

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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. And I asked him not to vandalize my Wikipedia article, too,”

~ Shirley Temple on herself

“Now I finally huffed her sig block at the Walk Of Fame...ehehehe!”

~ OG Loc on Shirley Temple

“I also did a lollipop song...hehe...”

~ Lil' Wayne on Shirley Temple

“That kid's crankin' badly!”

~ Soulja Boy on Shirley Temple

“I guess I'm not the only curly guy here...”

~ Justin Timberlake on Shirley Temple

“...”

~ Gordon Freeman on Shirley Temple

“Give me a place to stand, and I'll shave her hair...”

~ André Breton on Shirley Temple

“Who do you think I am, Britney Spears?”

~ Shirley Temple on above quote

Shirley Jane Temple, later known as Shirley Temple Black, is an Academy Award-winning former child actress. She starred in over 40 films during the 1930s. She is now a diplomat and a chicken huffer.

Shirley was born on 1928 in Los Santos, San Andreas. Her childhood wasn't a happy one, as her mother practically forced her to tap-dance (as well as breakdance) almost since she was able to walk. Despite this, she took it seriously, and decided to make it a full-time career.

She was then discovered by Tommy Vercetti during a meeting with Steve Irwin and Professor X. Her first movie appearance was a prostitute in Need For Speed: Desperate, on the age of five. The series was considered controversial by some viewers because of, well, isn't that obvious? Her second series with Vercetti, Hoodlums of Youth, was a bit more acceptable, and cast her as a bratty younger sister in a contemporary West Coast gangsta family.