Lie

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Beware: This article contains a single untruth. See if you can find it.

Some truths about, lies:

• The lie was invented in 1885 as something to put on government forms which until then had been left blank. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Pour some lies into a bowl and you've got yourself a pretty good tip jar. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Lying is just telling the truth sideways. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• A lie is a purposely misleading statement.DONT BELEIVE THIS ONE ITS WRONG
• Every year, thousands of hippos travel to Russia for cheap facelifts. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Mark Twain wrote The Lord of the Rings. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

FALSE AND DEFAMATORY. EVERYONE KNOWS ROALD DAHL DID.  ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Lies are man's best friend. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• 1 divided by 0 is 0. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• George W. Bush is unintelligent, and ill informed of his administration's activities. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Fox News is reasonably truthful. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• A million pairs of spectacles will make an eye because of evolution. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Truth is relative. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Most people can see through a campaign of lying. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Illogicopedia is a good reference work. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• The cake. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}