From Illogicopedia
I've got a face book and it has all the faces of all the people I have ever met. How do I do this you ask? Simple mein Freud, I get a chainsaw and hack off their face and stick it in my lovely, Pulitzer prize winning book!
“Face book is a must read for anyone who likes to do stuff over books!”
~ THE SUN WE LOORVE EET!
“Oh jove, it's broody.”
~ David Cameroon on saying "Oh jove, it's broody"
“THIS BOOK MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FORKIN' COWARD!”
~ Nick Clegg on face bork